1. Not fond of elves. Read The Hobbit too many times (like I told you before - the elves are assholes in that book! Also the reason I am overly-fond of dwarves.) The only elf I really like is Elrond.
2. He's just too... perfect. Disgustingly so. He's like a fricking Mary Sue. He's Tolkien's Mary Sue.
3. What is his PURPOSE, anyway? Just to look good and say stupid things? Jebus Christ. To be fair, he might have more depth in the books, I haven't read them in a while. I would have liked him better if he had died saving Gimli's life, or something.
4. THE FANGIRLS. *cries and hides in a corner* Oh, Josie, they scare me. You scare me.
Also, I ain't got nothin against Orlando Bloom. I like him when he is a pirate.
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1. Not fond of elves. Read The Hobbit too many times (like I told you before - the elves are assholes in that book! Also the reason I am overly-fond of dwarves.) The only elf I really like is Elrond.
2. He's just too... perfect. Disgustingly so. He's like a fricking Mary Sue. He's Tolkien's Mary Sue.
3. What is his PURPOSE, anyway? Just to look good and say stupid things? Jebus Christ. To be fair, he might have more depth in the books, I haven't read them in a while. I would have liked him better if he had died saving Gimli's life, or something.
4. THE FANGIRLS. *cries and hides in a corner* Oh, Josie, they scare me. You scare me.
Also, I ain't got nothin against Orlando Bloom. I like him when he is a pirate.